Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
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Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.
Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.
Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005
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Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
by Rora Marie January 2, 2008
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Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.
Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.
Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.
Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!
Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!
by ItsumademoOtaku September 8, 2005
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by Shouryu April 21, 2004
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Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...
Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!
Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!
Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse
Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!
Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!
Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse
by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011
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