Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Bitch in a Bonnet

someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet

Shut it, Bitch in a Bonnet!

by Esquared11 May 11, 2010

bonnet rocker

A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.

My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.

by Marica Linn May 25, 2020

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011

bonneting

the female version of capping

“Why are you lying ? Stop bonneting !!”

by cap September 2, 2019

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023