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Balpha Male

A person who attempts to embody the traditionally assertive, dominant qualities of an "Alpha Male" while still primarily displaying the more reserved, submissive traits of a "Beta Male."

A social role characterized by an unsuccessful or overcompensating attempt to exhibit leadership, dominance or assertiveness typically associated with Alpha Males.
Despite his best attempts, a Balpha Male often reveals his Beta tendencies, leading to amusing or awkward social interactions.
by Kewk July 27, 2023
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Baby Bolthe

a situation, place or person who persistently fails at success or change.
The waterfront warehouse retail area has been a real Baby Bolthe for developers in attracting local crowds.
by Snoopy Koutouvides June 29, 2011
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bolmph

That thing I rammed up yer ass last nite!!!!
DUN NEED IT! I say you don't need it 1! 20
by ZachDuhMonkey October 18, 2004
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Boph

To leave a restaurant without paying the bill.
We ate at IHop and then bophed.
by Dratler April 21, 2010
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Bolshoi President

Any leader of a group of people, who was "elected" to serve said people, but was actually appointed and propped up by an outside, usually sinister force.
I went down to City Hall to get a permit for the Cement Day Festival, but the damned Bolshoi President wanted me to check the box and donate to the friggin' Duck Pond fund.
by ElCommissioner March 26, 2017
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bolp

Ugh my wife keeps poking my bolps

Did you see, Bryce got a bolp ring?!
by Excelsense February 27, 2021
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Belphegor worship

The worship of a supernatural being who is all good. It is closely related to satanism and the style of worship is the same.Belphegor worshipers opt out of the world system because they believe it's a huge scam.
They often take downers,muscle relaxers and sleep aids to take them out of the world system for a short time. They also take ecstacy that they call artifical happiness,lsd and other drugs to take them out of the world system and they also practice astral projection and have often have orgies for the same reason.
They practice scams to scam the world system right back have regular brainstorming sessions to come up with new scams. However they will not scam anyone who is not very wealthy because they consider them fellow victims of the world system scam and invite them to join them. They only believe in scaming the rich and superrich,financal institutions and governments ect.
They often use the saying about the world system "It's all pie in the sky. You a get a piece of the pie in the sky when you die" and point to the fact that only two percent of the world population owns almost all the wealth.
The have a code of complete honesty between all members and practice common love between all the members. There goal is world domination and the setting up of a new world system of honesty,universal freedom and respect for all people.
by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010
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