jizz blockers

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.

Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.

by novimoto January 3, 2009

Blockers

Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.

Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.

by le1 March 8, 2008

cock blocked

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.

"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."

by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

cock blocker

A hot girl's ugly friend who has a chip on their shoulder about no one hitting on them, so they do everything in their power to stop their friend being nailed. also the friend might not want to leave them alone. female cock blockers can however be countered by "taking one for the team" this activity involves your friend drawing a short straw and having to go off with the cock blocker so that your path is clear

"damn, this bitch is cock blocking me at every turn, tim can you take one for the team?"
"I'll take down that cock blocker, now run free unhindered my freind, go deep!"

by I aint leavin no name October 18, 2008

Text Blocked

The process of getting blocked from some action with your girlfriend or boyfriend by a text sent to that person by a friend, family, etc.

Guy&Girl: *making out*

Girl: Opps I got a text, gimme a minute to reply.

Guy: *sighs*
Guy: *Whispers to himself* Dang, that guy/girl just Text Blocked me.

by Oooboii July 31, 2010

Walk blocker

A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.

*kid suddenly stops.*
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.

by edesia April 26, 2009