Blow Job Hero; a heroic mouthpiece'd person who performs a bj in such a manner that it feels like any problem in life, just doesn't matter anymore.
1.
Boyfriend: Baby, I had such a bad day at work today, will you be my bj hero tonight?
Girlfriend: haha, okay!
2.
Single man strolling up to a party with "Will you be my Bj Hero?" on his t-shirt
Boyfriend: Baby, I had such a bad day at work today, will you be my bj hero tonight?
Girlfriend: haha, okay!
2.
Single man strolling up to a party with "Will you be my Bj Hero?" on his t-shirt
by straight outta the boot January 07, 2010
by sm00shie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ October 22, 2015
holding on to handlebars above your head (preferably hanging up high enough where the girl can stand up) while receiving felatio. It is best to have the handlebars at a height where she is EITHER standing or kneeling. If the height is wrong then the girl will have to uncomfortably crouch and in turn depreciate the value and time of the said "Head".
by Bill Lawsonn August 07, 2010
by bubblebjer June 28, 2011
A girl who is always hungry and has harnessed her hunger into the skill of performing amazing oral sex to keep a male who is out her league around.
by XtraSalsa April 22, 2017
When your getting a blowjob and she sucks it so hard that it stops the blood circulation to your penis and turns it blue
by Cumren MacBook November 29, 2016
When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.
Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.
by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 09, 2010