Dan Bergstein

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.

Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010

berginer

It refers to a woman's reproductive organ. AKA the vagina.

My berginer is bleeding.

by todd chisholm September 3, 2006

Bergurner

A “Bergurner” is an inferior, non intellectual, fetus (not actual fetus, just a youngin freshie)

Origin:
Inside joke between Anna Bear and Jennifer Nava when she tried saying beginner with a country accent.

Anna: “We’re writing down our inside joke on urban dictionary, bergurner.”
Hanna Hudson: “oh my garhhh, I’m gonna slap you BOTH”

by O.G.Bergurner March 29, 2019

North Bergen High School

You constantly hear "my nigga" or "that's whats up". Majority of the people in the school are hispanic. Majority of the students who attend are ghetto. There are too many potheads to count. You can smell weed out of the boys bathroom. You have gym everyday and it's a pain in the ass. When you walk to and from school on bergenline, there is always some creepy guy starring at girls. You always hear girls talking about how "someone's talk'n shit." and how they're going to fight them. You never hear someone say "totally" or "seriously" rather than "deadass." You can get a referral for having your id under your shirt or being late to lunch. Wearing an I.d. after your last period, you'll be called a freshman. Favoritism plays a big part in NBHS. Half of the teachers in the school shouldn't even be teaching because they're bipolar. A lot of the teachers think that all students are bad and the good ones should be taken for granted. The security guards are annoying. Word spreads around like the h1n1 virus. Half of the kids in the school have some sort of STDs. If you loose your virginity in nbhs, it would probably be in your Freshman year. There are a whole bunch of chongas with their camiltoes because of their really tight pants. Of course nothing is said to them because the security guards like looking at them, but wearing sweat pants is a crime against god, and your sent to (ISS) or (TLC). Sometimes you feel like the staff of the school is in a mafia of some sort.

my nigga there's this white boy that just came from paramus.
everygirl is on his dick, he's so gay.
He doesn't belong in North Bergen High School

by stopitstupid June 17, 2012

Ryan Bergara

Acorn lookin ah boy ol rooster hair ass cockadoodle doo hollerin ass "I peel the skin off my chicken nuggets" face ass boy

Shane: Dude fuck outta here wit yo Ryan Bergara lookin ass
Ryan:...

by Carter defines May 20, 2019

Bergman Conversation

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.

"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."

by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008

Bergdahling

The act of treasonous or traitorous activities being treated as heroic.

By trading multiple high value targets in exchange for Pvt. Bergdahl the President is really Bergdahling the American people.

by PainlessJ June 2, 2014