beining

A monkey like organism who has at least 5 baes at once, he loves bananas and climbing trees, usually doesn't understand jokes for at least 2 days

Person 1: Why don't you see elephants hiding behind trees?
Person 2: what? I don't get it?
Person 1: oh you are a Beining

by Rogera September 22, 2016

Beijing Booty

having intimate relations while watching the 2008 Summer Olympics

"Before we went out tonight we watched the backstroke and had some Beijing Booty."

by B Cody October 4, 2008

beijinged

verb. to beijing
The act of shitting oneself while on a date with a woman.
Accidentally shitting on a woman.

Person 1: How'd your date go last night?
Person 2: Not good. I beijinged her.

by Mao the Chairman June 20, 2011

beijing lollipop

A Beijing Lollipop is when an old Chinese man gets sucked off by a man and a woman at the same time.

Man, I enjoyed that Beijing Lollipop more than I thought I would!

by Badugali February 17, 2014

Beijing bondage

All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

beijing haircut

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).

The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.

by worst.assassin.ever. May 21, 2018

Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication

Best school in china to learn computer science.

Graduates from Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication are welcomed by the best software companies in china.

by zuduge May 30, 2019