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blitzed out

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.
I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.
by envi123 September 2, 2005
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betzabeth

She is pretty hot loves OREOS and likes boys that flirt or dress nice. Aka class clown but she is also super sweet and sensitive so be nice and loves to be flirted by !
Hey is that betzabeth , she is super sweet and artistic but be careful with her heart bro!
by The_snack February 21, 2020
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blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!
Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!
by tra ketcham April 8, 2007
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Blitzburgh

The Steel City, Pittsburgh, or Picksburgh as it is known in Pittsburghese.
Blitzburgh is Pittsburgh, PA
by Italian Stallion March 23, 2005
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Bitza

John: What sort of music are you into Fred?
Fred: Bitza
John: What the?
Fred: Bitza everything mate. Nickleback N*sync Pink Metallica.
John: LOLOLOL Nickleback LOLOLOLOL
by RU$TY June 28, 2007
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Blitzchat

When you want to have a quick word with someone via an online messaging system.
Hey dude, are you up for a Blitzchat?
by Sijo101 January 12, 2008
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Blitz-Wank

Noun: blitz-wank - a wank that should never exceed more than roughly one minute. Any longer than that and it can no longer be classed as a B.W.

Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint.

For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
A day at the office-
Bob: Fml, this work is really getting me down. No wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
Pete: Just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a BW my friend.
Bob: BW?
Pete: Blitz-wank! It's where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
*after a brief blitz-wanking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his assignments to an exceptional standard*
Bob: Remember kids, if it weren't for BWs, I wouldn't be where I am today.
by Russian Roller November 28, 2010
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