Blappy

Tasteless, flat, no flavor.

This dip tastes kind of blappy. It really needs something.

by Bizzygurl March 22, 2020

Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

BlaBla-ing

When you talk nonsense - when Virginia tries to explain that her food is good.

"Pasta is not the same thing as baked beans" - Virginia said

"You're just blabla-ing" said Sam

by Szazm December 6, 2022

Bitch Blap

The art of ramming a vagina into someones face. Thus crowning them your bitch.

Damn bro, i got bitch blapped this weekend, really didnt see that coming!

by npf_za November 25, 2011

Nasty Blapper

A term commonly used in the southern part of America. It is used when someone is describing a very cool firearm.

“Check out my new nasty blapper, I just picked it up this past weekend!”

by shmunky November 25, 2022

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023

Blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.

oh you mean Justin Blaptist?

by blajman October 13, 2010