Basement Wizard

Someone who spends all of their time in their parents basement while sitting on their computer and playing popular medieval role playing games such as World of Warcraft or Runescape. They usually have to be over the age of 20 to be considered a true basement wizard, as they are expected to be out on their own at this point, but have become complete failures in life because of their addiction to these pointless games.

hey, I haven't seen Jeffery the Basement Wizard in a few weeks now; did a new expansion for WoW come out recently or something?

by Fergalicious def March 22, 2011

basement smell

When your basement over the years has a permanent smell of Febreeze and men's body cologne after smoking so much weed down there.

My basement reaks of febreeze and axe body spray when I used to cover the smell of smoke after smoking so much weed down here. I hate having that basement smell.

by neverforgetlando September 4, 2011

basement dirt

A nickname for that hippy smelling shit petrulie.

"Hey dude, you smell like basement dirt"

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Basement Booper

A male age 19-25 (anything older is defined as "pathetic") who lives in their parents basement. They could be unemployed or a pot head or both. They like to listen to mac miller and think they are dope but clearly they aren't.

Example 1:

John: Dude Sam is so cool, I wish I was him...

Chris: Are you serious? He is a basement booper

John: Ya you right...

Example 2:

Dan: How does Mark have that sick K20 hatch? He works at McDonalds...

Ben: Dude he is a Basement Booper, every paycheck goes into that car

Mark: *hits VTEC down the road*

Dan: fuck that.

by TheEX-BasementBooper August 6, 2011

Basement Furnace

When one slices the cap off of a hot pepper and uses it to apply the burning irritant to the rim of a girl's asshole, finishing by inserting said pepper into the vaginal crevasse.

Mildred mentioned that she wanted to spice up our sex life...so Thaddeus gave her the Basement Furnace

by The Boondock Saints October 22, 2008

Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.

Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.

by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009

Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.

Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.

by KCST December 31, 2017