assmar

1.) As a general insult following in the trend of rectal-based phrases, see wordasshat/word

2. As a descriptive phrase

1. Dude, he didn't deserve that. You're such an assmar.

2. Don't like it? Sucks to your assmar.

by Der September 13, 2003

Assmazing

Its time traveling on a mad skill of note, so bad that you will want to fuck my mind.

Did you see that girl? she was assmazing!

by Shananigons May 20, 2011

assmeat

Junk in the trunk.

Damn! That girl has some serious assmeat!

by Kaytaytay February 27, 2009

assmates

couples in college that take classes together

I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.

by catmcaul September 10, 2005

assmazing

to have an ass so amazing, you just wanna eat cereal out of it. Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, etc..

jim: ZOMG! did you see that Kim Kardashian sex tape!!

jeff: yeah that bitch is so ASSMAZING!!! LOL

jim: i wanna eat panda express out of her butthole

jeff:LOLZ

by the och January 24, 2008

assmer

Something substantially worse than a bummer, but not yet quite a shitshow or a fuckfest. A serious bummer.

A: Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song? It's so great!

B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.

by MartinClunes September 7, 2012

assman

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003