jackens assistant

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.

jackens assistant helps jackens everyday

by jackens November 10, 2020

Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.

"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."

by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022

Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010

Aim Assist

When someone grabs your schlong from behind in the urinal and guides your stream of piss into the bowl.

Jim: I got so drunk last night that Peter had to give me some aim assist.

by Bob Yeeters August 27, 2021

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

Homie assist

When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'

This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.

This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa

I gave my bro a homie assist cuz he needed to get some stress out.

by PhuzzyWuzzy September 16, 2021

Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.

"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''

by Exxactoo November 10, 2022