Asgard

Historical protectors of the Nodic realm. The Asgards are the primary reason the Nordic people didn't turn out as gay as people from Greece.

The reason that Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great was because of the ass-guard worn by many Nordic warriors.

by Alfie The Horndog July 24, 2008

Asparagus

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"

by Yattasparagus28 September 14, 2003

asarp

As Soon As Reasonably Possible

A variation on ASAP (As Soon As Possible)

I really want to leave my job and start a new one asarp.

Please clean your room tonight or at least asarp.

by TracerXM February 18, 2014

Asparagpiss

The odor of urine after eating asparagus

The bathroom reeked of asparagpiss.

by Dadeez May 23, 2014

Asparadick

A piece of asparagus that is so large in size and girth it is comparable to the size of a dick.

Can you pick up some asparadick at the store for dinner?

This asparadick is very filling.

by Gorl13 July 12, 2018

Asparagucci

A beautiful and delicious plate of asparagus

“Fire one Asparagucci”

by Chefington May 20, 2019

Ashara

An Arabic name (Feminine) meaning "beautiful peace".

PronouncedĀ-shū-rāh, aa-SHUW-Raa, ah-shoo-RAH, ash-oo-rah, ashu-ra

Other Forms: Asharah, Ashura, Ashurah, Aasharah

Having beauty and tranquility equally; possessing qualities that create a calm and inviting atmosphere along with physical attributes that provide great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.

The light breeze and warm sun kissed my cheek while walking through the meadow full of flowers, was such an Ashara.

by Mr Jay Millz October 17, 2020