When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.
Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010
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Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights
Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights
Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!
Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
by TTM September 20, 2004
Get the Mormon Assault Vehicle mug.1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
by Somniloquy May 16, 2010
Get the Taco Assault mug.The First Encounter Assault Recon (Otherwise known as FEAR), is the largest of the official groups within the game ROBLOX, with 89959 members as of the publishing of this definition.
From the members of FEAR you will hear that the FEAR Empire is the greatest thing that will ever come to exist. They will go on and on about how incredibly dead anyone who opposes them will be. Even the second sentence of their group description is a lie, saying "The F.E.A.R. Empire is 115,892 Members strong as of today", when (on my screen) two inches to the right of the text '115,892' is the ROBLOX official member count, reading 89959.
From non-FEAR members, you will hear that they are just the largest collection of illiterate, arrogant, foolish, and just plain stupid jerks that you will ever see.
In the examples box, I have a standard conversation between a FEAR member and a NON-FEAR member.
From the members of FEAR you will hear that the FEAR Empire is the greatest thing that will ever come to exist. They will go on and on about how incredibly dead anyone who opposes them will be. Even the second sentence of their group description is a lie, saying "The F.E.A.R. Empire is 115,892 Members strong as of today", when (on my screen) two inches to the right of the text '115,892' is the ROBLOX official member count, reading 89959.
From non-FEAR members, you will hear that they are just the largest collection of illiterate, arrogant, foolish, and just plain stupid jerks that you will ever see.
In the examples box, I have a standard conversation between a FEAR member and a NON-FEAR member.
First Encounter Assault Recon: IZ WILL EATING YOU HART AZ I KIL U!
NON-FEAR: I doubt you know where my heart is. Or how to get it out.
FEAR: I USE ME SORDZ!
NON-FEAR: You have a knife in your hand, not a sword.
FEAR: 2 BAD! I KIL U NAO!
(Non-fear kills FEAR)
NON-FEAR: Well, good luck.
FEAR: NUB! REPORTED!
NON-FEAR: I doubt you know where my heart is. Or how to get it out.
FEAR: I USE ME SORDZ!
NON-FEAR: You have a knife in your hand, not a sword.
FEAR: 2 BAD! I KIL U NAO!
(Non-fear kills FEAR)
NON-FEAR: Well, good luck.
FEAR: NUB! REPORTED!
by Bob1Nilly July 12, 2011
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"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"
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