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The Archive

The sole purpose of "The Archive" is an index, nay, a database of information that is stored for retrieval by Will Carter. It is crucial to the existance of Will Carter's memory because without The Archive countless people would be forgotten and probably insulted through their being forgotten. The Archive enables Will to find useful information long forgotten by most. It is like the Diary of Tom Riddle--a gateway to the past, to a persona that existed only in the moment of its creation. The Archive consists, currently (Mid 2006), of over 800,000 articles, documents, and transcripts, many of which might come of some use. Will is apparently a bit of a pack-rat in terms of storing data.
Will is able to access any part of The Archive very efficiently and dig up information dating back to his entrance to the internet.
by Will Carter July 20, 2006
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Solutions Architect

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.
by perumbo February 26, 2010
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architrave

suave, cool, with swag, if you will

derived from the the italian architrave to describe a lintel that rests upon the capital of a column, a feature in Classical architecture--for the intelligentsia, a way to show off your superficial art history vocabulary to describe something hip
Maddie: Jared, that picture of you at the Musee D'Orsay is so poetic, so architrave.
Newbs: ??????
Jared: Touche.
by b33thoven September 5, 2011
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arching

Slang for intercourse, so called because of the extreme curved posture of the back in the throes of passion.
Two drinks and this girl and I will be arching all night!!
by Oh-Me-Oh-My July 11, 2007
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Architect Jenga

When you take the Jenga blocks and create your own tower with them. It takes more skill than regular Jenga since everybody doesn't know where the structurally unimportant blocks are. It also takes skill to create the tower, instead of just turning the container upside down.
Harry: Wow, that looks pretty cool.

Tom: You haven't played Architect Jenga before?
by The_Unoriginal October 29, 2010
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pigeon architect

A software architect who swoops in, deposits a mess, and flies away leaving the development team to clean up.
The company's new pigeon architect just shat on my project.
by clipper678 March 22, 2017
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Archie Complex

The inability to decided between two women
An example of an Archie Complex is that Archie could never decided between the sexy, sweet girl next door Betty and the sexy bitch Veronica
by Chief8198 September 6, 2011
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