Alfredo

That kid you caught with his dick in the chicken your dead father gave you in your barn

"Why did Alfredo cross the road"
"Cause his dick was in the chicken"

by Jetblackness911 December 13, 2018

Alfredo

a short, midget smurf that runs around with a taser shocking all his friends.

Jesse: Ow! What the hell?
Dany: Ha ha, looks like Alfredo passed by.

by jesi123-chan October 28, 2010

Alfred Kinsey

1894-1956
AKA Prok
The famous sex researcher. Born into a Christian Right household in HobokenNew Jersey. Didn't have sex or marry until 1920. Graduated from Brunswick with a Bachelors in Science in 1916. Graduated from Harvard U with a SciD in 1919. As a professor he studied gall wasps and taught the marraige course. He interviewed 18,000 people between 1935 and 1955. Died of Heart failure and Pnumonia in 1956. Godfather of the Sexual Revolution.

Professor Alfred Kinsey interviewed me about my sex history yesterday.

by Andreasantoni June 12, 2008

alfredo

the snow white liquid that oozes out of your throbbing manhood when eating something that tastes incredible.

This steak is so good, I want to cover it with my alfredo.

by phenompyrus July 25, 2008

Alfred Ashford

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.

"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"

by Jon Doe April 10, 2004

Alfred Claivus

Birth name of the greatest bro of all time, who now goes solely by Nabroleon Broskimite, even in the presence of his 78 year-old maternal grandmother.

Alfred Claivus has invented several words containing the affix "bro", such as inbronation and bropossum.

by brominator August 21, 2011

Alfreð

A guy who likes to stroke to dwarfporn and he swallows

Hey did you see on the news a alfreð got out of a shemale prison

by Anonymous_bloggerthatisadude December 13, 2018