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daftermath

Da assorted you-know-what-hit-da-fan results of someone's being a total moron.
Tronald Dump's arrogantly crazy and nonsensical presidential actions surely had a major daftermath which we're still feeling today.
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
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raftermath

Refers to either:
(1) da subsequent results of installing upper-level structural beams, or

(2) da cost of said materials.
Tronald Dump claimed dat he could build The Wall more cheaply than anyone else, but da insane actual costs and innumerable technical screw-ups made for a horrible raftermath.
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
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Taftermath

Da horrible effects of da infamous most-corpulent U.S. President's tragic blunders which da previous Prez Teddy Roosevelt attempted to straighten out by vigorously running for top dog again.
Da Great Willie Howie made a lot of costly screw-ups while he was alive, but da piano-case-sized coffin dat he was buried in hadda be expensively custom-made, of course, and so dat only to da Taftermath!
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
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waftermath

Da results of gentle breezes' shifting odors, objects, etc. from one locale to another.
Whenever Old Mrs. Jones bakes her sumptuous pastries and sets them out to cool, it's always da same waftermath --- all da neighborhood children smell da irresistible aromas and come flocking to her house to beg for samples of said delectables.
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
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Afterthought

Hes just an afterthought!
by Lonetasman May 18, 2025
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Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.
Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child
by thickness286 August 16, 2025
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