the darwin award is given to people usely postumesly for dying from an act of stupidity they created themselve..these acts are ether horendisly stupid or severly beyond common sense..it can not be a common act..it must be a one and only type of an herendous act of stupidity...most of these awards have been given out in the new york city area in the united states of america...what does that tell you?
i swear ive never heard of a person dying in such a stupid manor...he deserves the darwin award for that one
by mr knowlage December 28, 2003
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by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010
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Get the nacho hat award mug.A forever prestigious award given to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, and REMAINED CURIOUS in times of great competition. Only the most tenacious, gumptious and curious individuals can recieve the award.
Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.
Presentation follows a pattern thusly:
Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.
Presentation follows a pattern thusly:
*Andrew, the accomplice, flashes lights*
Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*
Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*
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Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.
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The award that is granted to the drunkest most sloppy person from the night or at a party.
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The award that is granted to the drunkest most sloppy person from the night or at a party.
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