Absolutely Flabulous

1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

2) A backhanded compliment.

"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"

"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"

by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008

absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021

Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 18, 2021

The absolute MADLAD!

Some sort of person who does something crazy

*Luigi spams blue shells*
Mario: You actually won the race?! The absolute MADLAD!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 23, 2019

Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

by ChineseMan88 September 18, 2019

absolute g

Gangster

Look at him with the fur coat. He looks like an absolute G

by Nikki_N April 02, 2015

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009