Dr. Atkins

A skinny professor. He often wears jeans with a hole in the ass, emo glasses, and a glare that says "I am so much better and smarter than you."

Ha bob?
Who?
Does this make sense?

by bhb May 13, 2005

atkling

begging for sex in a online place

BOB32: "i was just atkling to that guy over there!"
NORMAN78: "what you're gay?"
BOB32: "*talking"
NORMAN78: "awwwww, dammit"

by pablo/nop July 26, 2008

atkins diet

aka the fatkins diet. This diet consists of fat and meat. You basically walk around all day like zombie and your breath smells like paint chips.

You will see these dieters eating pork rinds and craft singles for snacks. And if they happen to lose control and eat some bread they will beat themselves in the head for about an hour. This type of eating causes extreme water lose, so the dieter pisses every 5 minutes.

This diet is one of those yo-you diets as in "Yo I lost 20lbs, but my heart is the size of a horses heart now."

I've also heard this diet called the "Sourdough Jack Diet".

The typical diet looks like this. One stick of butter for breakfast, pigs feet for lunch and wheel of cheese from Randalls.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

atkins diet

a stinking heap of rotting bullshit

women: i tried the atkins diet and instead of losing 10 pounds i gain 7,000

by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

Atkins diet

A marketing pitch used by Subway (like that 6g fat crap) and McDonalds to scam millions of judgement-lacking idiots into think a lard-packed, cheese stuffed, burrito or Subway Sandwich, with loads of mayonaise and unsalted butter topping it off will make them lose weight.

"Tonight, why not try our all new Atkins-approved supersized beef taco! With all of your favorite ingredients, barbeque sauces, mayonaise, excess poorly drained bacon, melted fatty-cheese residue from the dairy factory, and topped off with solid chunks of lard for that mmm mmm flavor!"

by Chang Tan June 17, 2004

Atkins-load

The biggest number is an Atkins-load. It is the largest number possible. One can't count to it. Not that you would get bored or something, it is physically and mentally impossible to count up to an Atkins-load.

""There are an Atkins-load of stars in the galaxy." said my astronomy teacher."

by Nick and Mark and Mischa April 29, 2008

Atkins

Something dumb, plain, lame, and boring.
In other words somewhere you don't want to be. A hated location.

Lets leave this party is so Atkins.

by Chantel_Bea August 12, 2008