assbag

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

by bouncejlf July 7, 2009

assbang

multiple anal penetrations from multiple partners within a given period of copulation.

denise lupo took the assbang like a champ.

by dekser March 20, 2004

assbortion

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

assbola

A condition where a person's ass is not aesthetically pleasing.

Look at that girl, she has a great face but unfortunately she has a serious case of assbola!

by BillyJoJimBob November 24, 2014

Assballz

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.

I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

assbell

Big sexy Latino male. Usually from Nicaragua descent.

Hey Assbell how are you doing today

by El solo lobo September 3, 2018

Assbeater420

During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism

He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020