Sexual Amnesia

When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.

Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

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Dick Amnesia

When a girl is so used to having dick in her life that when she doesn’t, she craves it.

“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”

by Ineeddick March 12, 2019

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Wave Amnesia

A common phenomena (AKA The Frothies) experienced by surfers who have caught an epic wave, after which, they struggle to recall any events or specific details from that wave, such as maneuvers or sections. Related symptoms to Wave Amnesia include being stoked and having an intense sense of euphoria.

Surfer Guy 1: Dude, just had the sickest wave yo.
Surfer Guy 2: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Surfer Guy 1: Fuck, I don't even know man. I got Wave Amnesia.
Surfer Guy 2: Yo, haha.

by Frothy1995 March 28, 2017

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podium amnesia

When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience

I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me

by Kingsman November 16, 2017

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Cabinet Amnesia

When start or are about to do or say something then you either forget about it or space out while doing said action. The phenomenon in which you do or are about to do something and forget why you wanted to or did it in the first place.

I was opening a cabinet then I forgot why I opened a cabinet, therefore why I named it Cabinet Amnesia.

by Zekurom May 13, 2020

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Summer Amnesia

Not being able to remember many things during summer vacation, even the simpliest of things such as distinguishing from left and right and not knowing what day it is or the date. Usually wears off when school starts.

Sally: *puts a picture on Instagram with #ThrowBackThursday*

Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.

Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!

by kaliforniaqueen_ August 19, 2013

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