podium amnesia

When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience
I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me
by Kingsman November 17, 2017
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Trailer Amnesia

Right after the coming attractions but before the feature starts when you forget what movie you came to see.
Movie: (after 5 previews) And now your feature presentation..
Guy 1: Oh man, what are we seeing again?
Guy 2: You always get the worst trailer amnesia, you're the one that wanted to see Big Mama 3!
by jknapp44 March 24, 2011
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Summer Amnesia

Not being able to remember many things during summer vacation, even the simpliest of things such as distinguishing from left and right and not knowing what day it is or the date. Usually wears off when school starts.
Sally: *puts a picture on Instagram with #ThrowBackThursday*

Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.

Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!
by kaliforniaqueen_ July 11, 2013
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Amnesia vu

Amnesia vu - noun. That feeling that I have forgotten the SAME DAMN THING!!! AGAIN!!!!!
DAMMIT! I left my phone in the car again!?! Every day! What is this amnesia vu?!
by wreckingdrew December 11, 2011
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link amnesia

Landing on a web-page or article while browsing the web, with no idea why and no memory of how you got there.
Brian: Where did you find that article you were telling me about?

Melissa: No idea, I got really bad link amnesia as soon as I started reading.
by angrywords April 08, 2013
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Cabinet Amnesia

When start or are about to do or say something then you either forget about it or space out while doing said action. The phenomenon in which you do or are about to do something and forget why you wanted to or did it in the first place.
I was opening a cabinet then I forgot why I opened a cabinet, therefore why I named it Cabinet Amnesia.
by Zekurom May 13, 2020
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Dick amnesia

When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.
She can't remember losing her virginity because she suffers from dick amnesia.
by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018
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