jimmie's drunk mom walks in the room rambling about not paying rent talking about how he doesn't comprehend "adultivity".
by kitonpyh August 21, 2008
Get the Adultivity mug.An Adult over the age of 18 who has shit their pants. This can include sharts and vomit induced shits.
Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.
Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!
Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!
Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!
Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!
by Hamilton Nash October 20, 2012
Get the Adult Event mug.Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!
Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?
Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.
Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?
Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.
by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018
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Aunt: Hey your mom told me about your accident. Are you okay?
Me: What accident? Did she need some adult clout again?
Me: What accident? Did she need some adult clout again?
by Rise21344 March 22, 2022
Get the Adult clout mug.A depressed child. Adults have the notion that juveniles need to suffer. Only when they have suffered enough to wipe out most of their joyous spirits and innocence are they staid enough to be considered 'Adult'. See also: Mature.
by Ecniv TR June 28, 2004
Get the Adult mug.My brother is 23 yet acts 15, he is such an adultolescent.
by Casca June 3, 2009
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1) The belief that adults are superior to minors. It is so widespread and common that most people don't even know adultism exists.
Corrupted scientists use junk science (incorrect scientific facts) to try and justify adultism. Unfortunately, it works.
Most people think pictures of an adult's brain and a teenager's brain can be compared to argue that adult's are superior in every way possible. -_-
1) The belief that adults are superior to minors. It is so widespread and common that most people don't even know adultism exists.
Corrupted scientists use junk science (incorrect scientific facts) to try and justify adultism. Unfortunately, it works.
Most people think pictures of an adult's brain and a teenager's brain can be compared to argue that adult's are superior in every way possible. -_-
Angela: May I participate in this homosexuality debate?
Adult: No, you are just 16 years old. Your brain is not developed enough to debate in this adult topic.
Angela: -_-
*and some more adultism*
Tom: Why can't I watch Family Guy, dad?
Dad: I want you to stay as innocent as possible throughout your childhood.
Tom: Epic fail!
Adult: No, you are just 16 years old. Your brain is not developed enough to debate in this adult topic.
Angela: -_-
*and some more adultism*
Tom: Why can't I watch Family Guy, dad?
Dad: I want you to stay as innocent as possible throughout your childhood.
Tom: Epic fail!
by Jacob Wake-up May 7, 2009
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