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Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
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Abraham

A Mexican nigga who is short but attracts girls a lot. He actually cares about relationships and doesn’t cheat unless you cheat on him. He will always listen to your problems and will try to help you any way he can. You can always trust him, and he is loyal. He also likes Jordans and dresses nicely and has a big penis.
Girl 1: Omg are you dating Abraham!?
Girl 2: Yeah, I’m so lucky right!
by I am not Abraham March 9, 2020
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J.J. Abrams

A complete wanker and a tool, director and producer of several television shows and movies, most notably Lost, Mission Impossible 3 all of which were badly done and overly complex to the point of stupidity- oh wait it was made by J.J Abrams!

Known most recently for singlehandedly and completely fucking up the entire Star Trek timeline and canon by destroying the planet Vulcan, trapping ambassador Spock in the wrong time and killing off most of the second major constituent of the Federation -the Vulcans. He also managed to make a Star Trek movie that was all pretty pictures and no thinking, or moral dilemma-which is what Star Trek is half about- THINKING!
1. Star Trek X1 directed by J.J. Abrams-meanwhile Gene Roddenbery is spinning at warp speed in his grave due to the complete mangling of Star Trek and all that it stood for.
by Midnight Apollo May 25, 2009
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Abrahms Pursuit

An intensely difficult and particularly evil piece written for concert band by David Holsinger.

Coming in at just about 174 beats per minute this heart-racing piece spells hell in big, red, capitol letters in an obscenely large font for all those who have to play.

It features flutes and trumepts in an epic battle-type mayhem with its main melody switching every few bars to create an exciting but extremely confusing piece.
Band instructor: Alright, lets try this piece by David Holsinger.
Band: What's it called?
Band Instructor: (Tentatively) Abrahms Pursuit
Band: DEATH!
by AbrahmsPursuitCasualty March 19, 2008
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Abram

Abram is cool
by Abram69420 November 14, 2019
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Abram

A nigga wit a big dick, gets hoes 365 days of the year, a great friend/boyfriend, funny, handsome, great at all sports, this person is very smart
She fuckin wit a Abram. She lucky
by Boomboombom December 29, 2020
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father abraham

A man who has 7 sons who can only go like this:
and a right
and a left
and a right
and a left
shake your hips
shake your head
turn around
touch the ground (TOUCH IT)
Huckins Girls go crazy during Father Abraham!
by Huckins Girl July 28, 2006
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