February 20th

February 20th is a day where a person cares most about needs to text you all day and do whatever you ask

Person 1: Can I have your hoodie?

Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because it’s February 20th and I’m asking for your hoodie

by Gtfgh February 20, 2021

September 20th

Area 51 raid.

Let’s go to the Nevada desert and go fuck some aliens on September 20th!

by —.:xX[SUPERLEGEND]Xx:.— August 21, 2019

June 20th

National get rid of your Virginity card

John: Hey you still got it

JackGot what?
John:You’re Virginity card, Retard!
Jack: Ye I have it

John: You need to get rid of it soon
Jack: Why?
John: Because it is June 20th

by Another_Dumb_Bitch October 18, 2019

August 20th

you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.

"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"

by pixielixie August 9, 2021

April 20th

The day where we all get high as fuck and celebrate hitler’s birthday and the columbine shooting.

April 20th “heil de fürher and let’s get as high as a giraffe’s pussy”

by brochachos April 18, 2018

January 20th

Today is the day where you ask someone out and dump them in the same day. So get ready to be asked out and dumped by the same person.

Sorry, today is January 20th.

by ❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪 January 20, 2020

November 20th

Make Your Girl moan any way

Girl: hey babe, what are you-

Girl: Daddy~
Girl: u-um.....Babe? Why?
Boy: it's November 20th 😎

by CallMeDaddy ÒwÓ November 16, 2019