incredibly stupid shit

a phrase coined by the satirical news site The Onion used to describe the inane, annoying and repulsive products of modern consumer culture, such as Mind of Mencia,Perez Hilton, and The Jonas Brothers. Incredibly stupid shit can be found anywhere, but is especially abundant in reality TV shows, celebrity-oriented websites, and the self-help section of bookstores.

Fool: "I just saw Oprah talking about something called The Secret where all you have to do to make things happen is wish them into existence!"

Non-fool: "Why do you waste your time with that incredibly stupid shit?"

by S. Dure October 20, 2008

Shit piss drunk

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk

by MZ2842 August 31, 2013

shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.

Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!

by Joe March 16, 2004

Little shit dictator

A derogative term for an apartment manager. Because they are often full of shit and try to be a little dictator.

My little shit dictator says I have to give away my cat.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 9, 2009

(shit and apple butter)

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.

I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

by Susan Bosworth-Quinlan January 2, 2009

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 20, 2005

Dick, Shit Tampon

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.

Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."

by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009