Bitch Ball

When you curl up into the fetal position bundled in blankets. Usually after a long day, or simply regretting your life choices.

Generally done in private, your car, or drunk. Intended to bring futile comfort.

"Im gonna go curl up into a bitch ball, its been a long week."

by EtMalaUnum April 17, 2025

Siddharth Balasu(brahminian)

. This mallu Brahmin freak probably jerks off to the smell of coconut oil and moans in Sanskrit when he sees banana chips. he probably thinks Wi-Fi signals are stronger if you place a coconut near the router. The type of dude to whisper “avial daddy” gets turned on when someone says "banana." Bro jerks off to chanting. His bedsheets? Stained with coconut milk. Every time someone says “Sambhar,” his nipples perk up and his third eye starts twitching. Man's one Bhagavad Gita quote away from starting a cult based on horny coconut worship. F YOU SAY “PAYASAM” THREE TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SIDDHARTH APPEARS NAKED, COVERED IN TURMERICHIS IDEA OF SEXY TALK? “BEND OVER—I’LL APPLY VIBHUTI TO YOUR THIRD EYE.”

I saw a someone eating banana chips, I Siddharth Balasu(brahminian) him

by Diddyeeshwar April 21, 2025

Tag Ball

Little balls of poop that form on your butt hairs if you don't wipe properly.

I ran out of toilet paper and now I have a case of tag balls.

by Gbonne April 25, 2025

Elite ball knowledge

A ball with elite knowladge.

Person1: Dang that ball got elite ball knowledge,
Person2: I'm disliking this post 🤬👎👎👎

by GURFLA April 30, 2025

Cotton Ball

A technique used in filmmaking where the director makes a character do something illogical or random for the situation in order to reveal vital information for the plot.

This phenomenon was found and named after a scene in the movie ‘Get Out’ when the main character, Chris, was being hypnotized in the chair but it was ineffective because he had cotton balls in his ears. Since the hypnosis was still a threat he should’ve left the cotton balls in but he removes them due to the director needing to reveal to the audience how he was able to beat it.

Why did Arnold throw away that weapon he could’ve used it moving forward?! Oh that’s just the director throwing a Cotton Ball at us to show he had it the whole time.

by Jray313 May 7, 2025

Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

Bear ball

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.

"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"

by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025