Texas

All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.

Texas is by far the best state ever.

by jr January 6, 2005

texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

Texas

A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.

Texas, we are normal!

by Texas born, raised and proud May 23, 2005

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets

A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.

Bill is a senior in the Texas A&M Univresity Corps of Cadets and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!

by Adrian November 8, 2004

Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

Texas teeth

1. It is an abnormal condition caused by excessive intake of fluorides. Can also be called mottled enamel characterized in children by discoloration and pitting of the teeth and in adults by pathological bone changes.

"hey, look at texas teeth over there, he needs to see a dentist and stop drinking that flouridated public drinking water."

by Anoo November 13, 2006