When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.