Crystal River High School

Half mullet heads, half gang bangers and the rest are npcs running around with suitcases

Yo you go to Crystal River High School? What a bunch of npcs!

by Daquavious John Tavious September 4, 2022

A Pittsburgh Three River

When three men with full bladders pee perfusly on a unexected bystander and or sleeping person. This resembles the three rivers in Pittsburgh.

Person 1: "hey guys
Person 2+3:"whats up"
Person 1:"Josh passed out on the couch lets give him A Pittsburgh Three River"
Person 3:" haha yeah!"
Person 2:" he is going get drenched in piss"

by Cpat, CC, borris March 21, 2013

crossing the river

when you meet great joy after passing general laziness or social anxiety

"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."

by Krkič May 16, 2020

porkin’ the river

Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top

“Hey bro what are you doing later”

“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”

by Flexos September 9, 2020

Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Taking a shit.

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."

by Com Yunist February 12, 2017

Toms River Highschool East

Toms River Highschool East known for having the biggest hoes in Toms River you can find people that will sell you shit are school is so bad that a kid killed himself the worst school in Toms River people also like to snitch on you because they are to scared to talk to you in person East is also known for the fake ass people and also for its shitty teachers and principals theres fights every other day

FUCK TOMS RIVER HIGHSCHOOL EAST

by Toms River Highschool East February 7, 2019

Jose Rivera

The most burned Mexican you will ever see. Likes to suck dick while he hits the dab. And gets fucked by jorge

Jose Rivera is a gay fag and like dick

by TheClashKiller69 May 13, 2019