A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."
Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.
Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
by wutdouwant February 1, 2018
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Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.
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Sitting in the front row at the Oscars, watching as the envelope was slowly opened, waiting to hear her name called for Best Actress, she was on pins and noodles, wondering if she'd be able to walk to the stage or whether her legs would turn to spaghetti.
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Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.
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(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
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