Definitions by Makeherwoof

Wet Noodle 

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

Wet Noodle by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019