momentcum

When you both finish at the same time and stare into each other's eyes after, strengthining your bond.

Me and this new girl had some great sex last night and had a real momentcum at the end. I think I'm starting to like her.

by Huffcatsexboots August 27, 2021

Jerry Moment

When unexpected and unexplained drama happens and/or
All hell broke loose.

Reference to the Jerry Springer show.

"I couldn't answer my phone because I was in the middle of a Jerry moment"

by backwardview March 31, 2009

bono-moment

when everything goes right, when everything you say is greeted with a positive response, when everything you do comes out perfect, when you're cool without even realizing it

Dude A: Dude, I think I nailed the presentation at the annual TPS Reporting forum. I couldn't believe people actually clapped.

Dude B: I know, it was a total bono-moment.

by vleon101 October 15, 2009

lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.

"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"

by ncmo April 21, 2010

silent moment

when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.

Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!

Other guys: yeah!!!!!

Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!

*silent moment*

from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie

Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?

Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.

*silent moment*

by drider August 1, 2010

geek moment

Through the excessive use of technology a person becomes overly excited at something they have done or are about to do.

Johnny had geek moment on his laptop.

by Cubeman September 9, 2010

Sticky Moment

This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.

Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!

by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010