January 20

National kick tall people day. Hate being short? Well today you have the right to kick anybody taller than you and they can’t kick you back. This is one of the greatest days in existence.

Me: Lol it is January 20, national kick a tall person day this is stupid
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive

by Motherfukmydonkeypls January 18, 2021

January 20th

Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.

January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.

by sustenance January 20, 2021

January 2021

The first month of 2021!!! Has its ups and downs to a start of a year of recovery. First, that stupid coronavirus and its vaccine, second, the storming of the US captiol, then comes Biden's Inaguration! Remember that things didn't instantly go back to normal as soon as it became 2021

It's February 1st, 2021! What will happen in the second month of 2021? Maybe what happened in January 2021 but not politics

by Avocado2004 January 25, 2021

no juul january

no juuling in january hoes

no juul january

by _kamryn December 1, 2018

January 21

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 21
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT

just get them a gift on January 9

by _eatmyshorts_ November 8, 2020

January 30

National ask you crush out day! If u are to afraid to ask for crush out...January 30th is the day

Boy: “hey do u wanna go out sometime?”
Crush: “yes! How come u suddenly asked me!”
Boy: “it’s January 30th!”

by anonymous December 7, 2020