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January 20

National kick tall people day. Hate being short? Well today you have the right to kick anybody taller than you and they can’t kick you back. This is one of the greatest days in existence.

Me: Lol it is January 20, national kick a tall person day this is stupid
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive

by Motherfukmydonkeypls January 18, 2021