Grandecocktitus

A disorder that causes males with overly large penises to awkwardly lose their footing

<Falls over> "Can you help me up, my cock is to big..."
"Ooooooh my, you must have grandecocktitus"

by Swanson Johnson June 24, 2008

grandacious

noun:a fat stripper dancing on the street

adjective:something that indicates it has hairy eyebrows

verb:stripping or waxing

Noun: Dude who is that grandacious person over on the side of the street?!

Adjective: That monkey is grandacious

Verb: Does she seriously participate in gradacious activities?

by dudewtf145 December 4, 2010

grandapa

your grandpa that is extra grand so its called grandapa,grandapa is another word used for grandpa,

my grandapa can jump 5 feet in the air

by ernesto ramondo III June 2, 2011

Grand Lion

Being of such a level of awesome that no one else can match you are the master of your domain be it a club pub school work place you rule the area with a cool collected calm all the other cubs and animals of the planes come to you for guidence.

Parker and I are the Grand Lions of Sydney

by Comrade8ken August 25, 2011

grand wagoneer

Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.

My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.

by JJ Brewer November 8, 2011

Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour

Slang for eating pussy while moving your tongue in a circular motion.

Fag #1: Dude I was giving girlfriend a good time last night! But she said I sucked?

Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?

Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!

by IncorporealContributor May 27, 2013

Grand Slam

The act of lodging the wide end of a tennis racket into ones rectum.

After I was done cumming on Jenny, I finished her off with a Grand Slam.

by TheCerealKiller June 16, 2014