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Frankenjob

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Frankenjob, /fraŋ-kən-JÄB/, noun: a job consisting of a variety of different, often largely unrelated, tasks and duties, often resulting from corporate downsizing, restructuring or layoffs that cause many people's jobs to be combined into one
After all those layoffs, management gave Fred so many different people's work, he's got a real Frankenjob now.
by Freezing Finn July 10, 2010
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frankenpapers

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(n.) -- digital newspapers that replace print newspapers
"As more and more print newspapers go digital and stop being printed on paper, I worry that these digital frankenpapers might turn into little monsters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a Madison Avenue advertising agency office, September 1, 2010
by PRwiz101 September 14, 2010
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The resulting condition of the vulva (female genitals) after a traumatic birthing experience or poorly healed episiotomy.
Tomorrow the surgeon is going to repair my frankenvulva and tighten my pussy.
by Mommy Needs Therapy October 13, 2010
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A term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the Frankenstein zone" means you are at well above average. (8-10 inches)
The name comes from the Frankenstein monster who is very large compared to a person, and proportionally would have a very large member.
See also the Happy Zone and the Outrageous Zone.
I must say, I didn't think Greg would have a very large penis seeing as he is asian, but I was shocked to find him in the Frankenstein Zone.
by GregiPop April 17, 2011
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Frankensnatch

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This term is used when women quite simply have gone way too far artificially to achieve higher self-esteem that you wonder what she has also had done to her vagina in her vain efforts.

A woman who has had more plastic surgery than necessary.

- more peircings than skin.

- more tanning than her hand-bag.

- more ink than a comic book.
I won't date Betty because I'm afraid of Frankensnatch.
by bbwjill December 11, 2011
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Franker's Cramp

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You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.
Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.
by ThenationalFrankieingSociety September 3, 2012
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loser, unimportant, JV Level, waste of time, waste of breath, overall complete joke
by ispkthetruth December 10, 2012
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