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Apology to Everyone

a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.

also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.

usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...

often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them

apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)

again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
by Sunshine December 13, 2004
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every guy's dream

having your cock row a large amount(3 or more inches) in a short amount of time(4 or less months)
"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."
by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004
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Fuck Everyone

What dumb mentally retards think. They hate everyone. Hating everyone is what only Mentally Retarded people think. Only Mentally retarded people hate everyone.
Person 1: Fuck Everyone!
Physcologist: You are definitly mentally retarded.
Person: How dare you call me Mentally Retarded.
Physcologist: You need help.
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evelyn

evelyn is a girl who is very nice but is such a fucking a hoe and we don’t like it! she sucks too much dick and flirts with guys, not to mention lets them sexually assault her. evelyn’s are coming to steak your mans and don’t make the same mistake other girls do because once she sees you happy/like a guy, she will instantly make that guy fall in love with her because SHES A FUCKING HOE!
Alex: omg i told evelyn i liked steve and now she’s flirting with him!
John: omg i guess that’s why her name is evelyn lol
by pink!ismylove December 12, 2019
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Evelyn

If you ever see an evelyn punch her because Evelyns are rude and popular. Evelyns like to make fun of people and Evelyns are short blue eyed girl that have blond hair. Evelyns can be really smart but they are very mean to anyone thats not like her. Evelyn is not very fit but she can control you with her good looks. If you see a Evelyn anywhere try to be nifpce and walk away as fast as you can before the back hand gets to your face.
Omg Evelyn is comming! Run!!
by Whos_this_bish October 12, 2018
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every man for him self

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.
"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"
by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018
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Everyone put a thumbs down on this

Don't put a thumbs up, put a thumbs down. I wonder how many thumb downs there will be. Will it get rid of this if no one thumb ups it? Oh well.
Everyone put a thumbs down on this pls.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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