everyn't 

is a funny meme by a reddit user on r/softwaregore.

this meme consists of an image of a grammar extension saying that a sentence is incorrect, and replaces the sentence with "everyn't many book."

everyn't many book

everyn't by thewreckingpaul March 4, 2022

Everyn't 

This word was created by the software grammarly, and seemingly does not have a definition. The software created it.

Everyn't many book

Everyn't by joemama1536 June 1, 2023

Everyn't 

Used to describe all items within a particular category that do not exist or have not been made.

Bob: I can't find that rare book anywhere.

Frank: Yeah, because it’s an everyn't book.

Bob: Ah, that explains it!

Everyn't by wavypurples August 5, 2024

Everyn't 

Used to describe all items within a particular category that do not exist or have not been made.

Bob: I can't find that rare book anywhere.

Frank: Yeah, it's an everyn't book.

Bob: Ah, that explains it!

Everyn't by wavypurples August 5, 2024

Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten by PowellRanger August 17, 2006

can't hug every cat 

An idiomatic expression similar to "you can't have your cake and eat it too". The phrase originated from a viral youtube video in which a girl professes her love for cats but is devastated that she can't hug every cat, despite how much she wants to.

Debbie: I bought all this cake and food for my birthday party, but because I bought so much food I don't have any money left to pay my friends to attend. I guess you just can't hug every cat.

can't hug every cat by Pazz-Dawg July 30, 2011

Can't hug every cat. 

An idiomatic expression similar to that of "you can't have your cake and eat it too."

Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.

Can't hug every cat. by PazzDawg July 30, 2011