Evan montville

Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.

Wow Evan montville what a queer jk unless.

by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019

Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey

Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*

by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022

Evan

All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him

Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot

by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019

John Gowans as Ward Evans

John's Ward Evans, a mysterious scientist. Is he friend or foe to the atomic age, huh?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Evan Doty

What a chad

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!

by bronchisourish April 4, 2022

evan

i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!

person1 “that evan is looking very evan today!”

person2 “yes! like a grinch!”

by thegrunchygrinch March 15, 2022

Evan

A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!

Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.

by Drama alert 101 October 6, 2019