crinch

cool kids way of saying 'cringe'
(can be pronounced as crun-ch)

Headass: "ugh this Chainsmokers song is so crinchy!!!"

Etch: "it's so crinch ugh i didn't enjoy it!"

by sugagg April 21, 2018

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 5, 2004

cratches

Meaning male pelvic area, consisting of balls, penis, hair, everything in the front.

Stop looking at my cratches bitch.

by dj32089 November 1, 2008

medusa crotch

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.

I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.

by casco February 24, 2007

morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008

Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010

vagina crotch

a real big bitch. The equivalent of calling a guy a "dick head"

Stop being a vagina crotch and give me a kiss you prude bitch

by Chrismann November 24, 2010