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condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.
"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025
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Condescending prick

Condescending" describes behavior or an attitude that implies superiority or a patronizing manner towards others.
Have you ever met a more condescending prick? He acts like everyone is so stupid and he is superior to everyone he knows.
by Elflord June 29, 2025
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condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
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Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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miss conden

A shithead scank from RVTC, Likes shiny objects and pretty colours. Has the IQ of a fish and does not know what nightvision goggles are or do.

Her Talents include: Talking, Losing Coursework, Not Being able to book a classroom/IT room, Never shuting the fuck up, cannot spell any word thats over 6 letters.
by asskicker~! December 31, 2008
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Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.
Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.
by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010
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Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.
Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.
by gbabbiii December 22, 2010
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