nose carp

nose carp (noun)- Slang term for the more widely accepted slang term, booger.

Whoa, did you see the size of the nose carp that little kid just landed?

by Zeflin April 12, 2007

Alabama Carpet ride

The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina

Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?

Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!

by Big Money Al December 2, 2009

laughing at the carpet

Being violently sick. so much so you start jurking back and forth as if you are laughing

I got wasted last! Mumfound me laughing at the carpet

by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008

carpet

to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.

Wow, I was carpet last night!!!

by Ivan _fukitman January 18, 2007

carpa

n. v. adj. used just as the word fuck

what the carpa are you doing?
where the carpa did u find that?

by alyssa September 8, 2003

carpa

to screw/have sex with
used when someone is extreamly pised off!!

stop carping with me before i kill you!

by sarah September 11, 2003

Red Carpet

An extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.

She is definitely red carpet. I'd take her home to momma.

by NURREDIN March 7, 2009