Wanker 

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

Wanker by adam is so great November 7, 2003

wankerdik 

a first class nutter, an idiot, one who will do something stupid and think nothing of it.

he is such a wankerdik . only a wankerdik would do that!

wankerdik by emmajo August 18, 2007

wacked on dank 

a word used in a parenting book referring to there child being high.

mom: billy are you wacked on dank?!?!
billy: nah mah what chu talking about

wacked on dank by bler May 5, 2008

wankador 

Similar to a conquistador, but goes to countries just to wank in them.

"I have claimed this land in the name of Al Gore," said Al Gore, an accomplished wankador. "How did you claim it?", asked his wife. He chuckled and looked away.

wankador by Patience Knopf February 10, 2010

wankerhood 

Portmanteau of the english words wanker nad brotherhood

A type of strong bonds between two bros, who are wankers as well

Very popular phrase in 13th century manuscripts, nowadays rebirthing archaism.

... wankerhood between us, strong and heavy as my sword...

wankerhood by Cyrek February 21, 2011

Wankdown

When the clock on Countdown starts, you start wanking. The objective is to complete before the clock hits zero. If you get a 9 letter word during the process you ejaculate immediately.

Wankdown COMMENCE 30...29...28...27...26...25...24...23...22...21...20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12..RECONVERT...EUUUUGHHHH

Wankdown by Rachel_riley30 November 13, 2011

Wankertitis 

An uncontrollable love for British people by someone not British that is not healthy. Not to be confused with a wanker.

American: I love the brits! God bless the Queen!

Friend: Dude you got a bad case of Wankertitis!

Wankertitis by Ashama July 1, 2011