tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.

Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011

tearjerkher

Saying or doing anything knowing it will make someone (usually a woman or a male wuss) cry immediately. This usually occurs in public and at inappropriate times.

This meeting is sure to be a tearjerkher.

We told her the results, knowing it was going to be an awful tearjerkher.

by smartypants2011 May 11, 2011

Tearrify

To bring someone to tears through terror.

The plan of the hijackers on 9/11 was to tearrify a nation.

by backotruck May 28, 2012

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

tearin up the lane

Proceeding forward in an automobile in a designated carriageway at above moderate velocity

Did you see Rocko tearin up the lane in his Nissan Z, he was COMING! Boy i tell ya he was comin mighty fast

by hugnnpoopsen May 25, 2014

Tearing a Hole

Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.

We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.

by <34DD April 6, 2015