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Ball tap
The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's
Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
Tornado Tap Drain
That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.
Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.
Tornado Tap Drain by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025
alternative shoulder tap
alternative shoulder tap by dickisthebf April 23, 2016