Take Her to the Woods

When you hang out with your friend, and get his girl to suck your dick while you're with him.

Guy 1: "Did you see Andreas take her to the woods?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was Ethan's girl Jazmine too. I can't believe Ethan was there when it happened."

by OG Jordan September 27, 2011

take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

Take a Chris

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.

-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.

by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008

take her down

you would like to have a sexual relation with a female.

hey bitch, my nigga said he'll take you down.

by jason November 24, 2003

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

Take His Picture

To kill, murder, assassinate, someone.

I got 25 cent for you to take his picture.

by J Willa December 18, 2005

Take one for the Queen.

English. To take a day off work/ school for no apparent reason.

Mate A - Don't feel like working today.
Mate B - Take one for the Queen.

by BardonioUK February 10, 2008