shantz

Longer then shorts, shorter then pants. Likely a couple inches below the knee.

Hey, that dude's wearing capris....nope, those are shantz.

by bo jangles March 6, 2004

shantz

(verb) To shit yourself while wearing trousers, jeans, shorts or any pair of pants.

Bobby shantzed his shpants during gym class.

by KJ Potsmann July 17, 2007

shantz

Someone incapable of programming.

He is so Shantz.

by Shantz May 30, 2004

Shantz

Rizz (or charisma) that is based entirely on dumb luck; accidental rizz. Rizz that is completely unearned and undeserved, but works just as well.

"How did Dan get a date? He's terrible at talking to women."
"Somehow, he just wins them over with pure dumb luck and idiocy . That guy has crazy shantz."

by burgunsilly March 26, 2024

Shantz!

Shantz! is everything. Shantz! is also nothing. The question, then, is what is Un-Shantz!?

Shantz! you!
I went Shantz!ing last night.
I'm wearing my new Shantz!.
Shantz!

by James Scanlan March 19, 2003

Shantz!

Shantz! is everything and nothing. It is most commonly used in place of offending words, although, since it has no meaning, Shantz! cannot be used to get one into any trouble.

I Shantz!ed your mom last night, and she liked it.)
Eat Shantz!, a**hole!
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Shantz! yourself?

by Justin Morrow March 19, 2003

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005