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take her soul

to lay a girl on her back on a bed, let her head hang upside down off the bed, and fuck her throat, to receive oral sex from a girl who is upside down, you then take her soul
Yo that hoe wants the dick, so ima flip her over, put my man junk in her mouth and 'take her soul'
by Pauly McClane May 22, 2008
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take it to the face

what one must do when the situation reaches the apex of awkwardness

when you are surrounded by a) exboyfriends b) awkward fucks c)boyfriends exgirlfriends d)toolsheds e)basically any william and mary student

having to drink an entire bottle of andre by oneself to compensate for the awkwardness

so awkward that EVEN CRAT WILL SUFFICE
At an open, non-greek william and mary party, after the THIRD toolbag has tried to get you to dance with him...

"girls, this party sucks"
"take it to the face"
by Ab, Hen, Rox March 2, 2005
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take a bow

Someone who bows down whilst another bums him/her. Actors bow in rows at the end of a show, and the straight ones will have thier hands behind their backs to stop the gays behind entering.
Stephen did you take a bow, whilst John entered?
by Tom_Horsie September 21, 2008
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take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.
Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?
by Wes S. April 8, 2006
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take one for the team

1) When the spouse (y) of person (x) has sex with the person (x) so as to improve the overall demeanor and attitude of said person (x)

and

2) The brave act of one person buying a Woot Killer item so as to advance the Woot off for the benefit of others
1) "Wow, that lawyer Terri is being such a beotch! We should call her husband and tell him to take one for the team!"

2) "Oh crap! It's another Roomba on Woot! Somebody take one for the team and get rid of it!"
by Jessica Crisler January 10, 2009
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take it up the rack

by brad February 26, 2004
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take a dirtnap

What you tell someone you are pissed off at right before you throw a baseball at their head.
by Sam K. July 13, 2004
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