shockfended

The state of being both shocked and offended.

I was shockfended to learn that my most recent brilliant ideas were shot down and marked "Needs Improvement."

by Just another prettty face June 6, 2018

Shocktop

When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.

I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.

by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018

shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018

shock dodge

A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.

"I Used the star just in time to do a shock dodge."
"BAM, shock dodge!"

by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018

shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos

He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!

by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018

Shockedeth

(verb) When you are beyond shocked and shooketh

when we found each after years I was shockedeth!

by fnafplayer12345 September 14, 2018

shocker

The art of ramming fingers into her vagina and anal canal unexpectedly

Gave that girl the shocker and she loved it.

by kenngodthemanhimself January 20, 2019